August 2010
michelleewtf:
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time… I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say “Oh...
Did I ask you for your opinion? Yeah, I didn't...
That’s what’s in my head when people say something unnecessary, like BITCH SERIOUSLY??
I don't know if I'm making the right choice ..
carlosrawr:(via stephuucakes)
Reblogs in the morning. Real thoughts at night.
Word.
I got my eyebrows threaded yesterday.. thought I'd...
>.<
IT DOES HURT !
July 2010
If I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on first...
Ahaha yes , I definitely know who .
They say past is the past. We need to move on to...
Every time I see the word" Explain" on an exam , I...
-sigh- Tell me bout it , I just wanna bs the whole thing when I see it .
Text HER first. Show her you're thinking about...
(via j0hnnylici0us)
Whenever I'm on the phone and I'm trying to...
desireerenay:
lol
I hate that feeling when you want to do something...
xolinhh:
kiimtea:
When you know that the consequences are gonna outweigh the beneifits, but you just can’t help yourself from doing it. When you know deep down that you’re gonna get in deep shit for doing it, but there’s just no way that you can say no.
Forgive me for liking you too much, I’ll forgive...
maureenaudrey:
(via khevinseven)
Best Pickup Line !
Point to a girl who you think is hot (and keep pointing wherever she goes)
Wait until she notices.
Girl: Excuse me, what are you doing ?
Boy: I knew that if I kept fingering you, you would cum (:
Once you've made the most greatest memories,...
kreees:
vicious-g:
this.
It seems like you were just a dream that I was...
It seems like you were a “Once upon a time”, that never got to the second page. You are an unfinished book in my library of dreams..
None of it feels real now. Memories of you are starting to fade away into a distance that I can’t walk to. Into another world where I am not allowed in. I try to take a grip on the remembrance of you, but they just slip away every time, and they subside into a...
Girls, you know what hurts the most? Is that you...
I’ve been there, but keep your head up.
It doesn't matter how long it's been ever since...
omgitsajeezy:
Please, just remember that.
When I worry I think of the worse case scenarios.
(via k3crystallynn)
Don't ever leave someone you love for someone you...
For some reason, when I'm walking alone, I always...
Lol, I just feel so lonely you know? Especially if there’s a lot of people around me, I just feel kind of intimidated because I have no one. But if there’s no one, I need to call someone just in case someone kidnaps me >.<
Google, what the fuck happened to you? I try to...
I can’t seem to trust you anymore, cos I can barely find anything now.
I want a device that can go through my brain, and...
DEAR APPLE,
Can you please make that now since you already have an iPad?
I didn't get any sleep last night, cos I was...
But guess what I got?
an umbrella
You're different? You're unique? You're ORIGINAL?
Oh really. Ha.
I know genetically, we are ALL original. (Unless that reborn thing is true) But on Tumblr, uhh.. no. I don’t think so. Just us REBLOGGING and stuff like that makes us just like OTHERS here. Like for example, those pictures with quotes on them? And especially the ones that says, “I’m different.”, “I’m not like anyone that you’ve...
What is the difference between school and life? In...
beronyker:lynnpham:-vivianle:- Tom Bodett
I can honestly say it's not hard to get a...
(via whatthecherry)
Dear spell correction on Microsoft Word, I know...
(via brenajasmine, daricakes)
I hate when I'm laughing about something and...
cbabyyy:
WELL FUCK YOU THEN
exactly.
"Does your ass get jealous at the amount of shit...
It makes me happy when certain people appreciate...
ladyyteee:
It just shows how kind hearted they are.
I guess in the end, people become the people they...
Don't keep running back to the one person that you...
angelinamichelle:(via jaybeeezy)
I just need to breathe sometimes...
I don’t know, just to get away from EVERYTHING for a little while. That’s all I’m asking for. I can’t take it all at once, it gets pretty confusing you know? Gah there’s so much to think about that my mind ends up being all smushed up. You know when you just hold the up/down button on your TV remote to change the channel? And the screen just changes channels so fast...
And even if the sun refused to shine, even if...
Never get tired of these lyrics. <3